You nit-picking mainstream headbanging pretentious MORON!How the f… DARE you call me a hipster?!? you know i absolutely DESPISE all of those stereotypical societal labels! And it’s just fracking like your hypocritical self, too, cuz i know you only dated me to avoid getting labeled a preppy jock.It’s so goddamn ironic that i ever took you under my underground wing, but you’re damn straight lucky i did or you wouldn’t know HALF the ska bands you know now! I want all my scarves, wayfarers and vinyl i back from your place, plus that old vintage bike i gave you for your birthday.You don’t deserve to ring it’s gloriously rusted bell anymore. But take your stupid camera with you when you go so you can use it to ironically document your upcoming vagabondage w/ your paranoid conspiracy theories in air quotes. I hope you die, you stinking conformist, i hope you get chewed up in society’s oppressive jaws just to be spit out to make it on your flipping own, jerk because you certainly won’t be getting another single pbr outta MY vintage fridge!
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